So the other night I had this dream that involved much danger and leagues of assassins. I was trying to flee from a gigantic wolf, but my attempts were thwarted because I could not get my flying ottoman started.
That’s right, I could only be saved by a flying ottoman. And not just any ottoman. It was this one…
In other thrifty news, I stopped by Kohl’s today to use the $10 gift card they sent in the mail. They do these promotions every so often; $10 off anything that costs at least $10. It's the only time I go in their stores and my aim is to get as close to $10 as I can. I needed socks, so I picked up two packs that are normally priced $10 each, but were on sale.
Hey, at that rate I could probably even afford to pay two bucks for the next ottoman!
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThis week I had a dream that I was trying to stuff a giant taxidermied 'bird of paradise' (this is what i kept telling people that it was, it looked more like a giant turkey to me) into a shopping cart with my three grandchildren. My husband was running along beside me saying, "But do we REALLY need it?!"
What a dumb question.
Oh man that's a great dream. Last night I dreamed I was setting up merchandise booths all night for the craft group I'm in, not as exciting at all! I got one of those Khol's cards once, used it to buy a bra and haven't been in there since, Lol!
ReplyDeleteThe Flying Ottomans...hmmm, sounds like a Polka Band to me! I'm off to Kohl's!
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